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About this mod
Modified Glintstone Kris dagger into a catalyst for both incantations and sorceries, buffed it into an unbalanced mess. Profit!
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- Permissions and credits
The world is a dark, cruel place, and I am very, very stupid. But shall this be reason enough to tarnish the glory that is The Glintstone Kris?
NAY, I SAY!
Here I give you an overpowered beast of a dagger capable of being a fully functional universal catalyst (for both incantations and sorceries), with working casting FXs, a bunch of special passive effects on it, the Wolf's Assault ash of war equipped and the Carian Sorcery Sword's casting mechanics. I will now take questions. You, among the crowd, speak!
"Why does this abomination exist?"
Because I want it to. NEXT.
"Does it work?"
How would I know? Did you miss the introduction part where I said I'm incredibly dumb? I THREW STUFF TOGETHER, OKAY? Changed parameters here and there. Copy pasted text God's himself is too afraid to gaze upon. Installed various little obscure programs while whispering "am hackerzszzs". I mean, if you want a perfect mod ask a modder for it, I'm not a modder. I'm dumb. I tried asking people on this site for help, and tips on how to do it, and they told me to screw off. I did, and here we are. AT THE CONSEQUENCES!!!
The mod works. Mostly. Allegedly.
"Can you tone it down?"
No. NEXT.
"I was talking about the mod. Can you nerf it, or modify it?"
I could, theoretically.
"Will you?"
AHAHAHAHHA no~.
"Why?
I'm afraid it will explode.
"No mod support then... do you even know how to install it?"
SIMPLE! Stuff the wp_a_0116.partsbnd.dcx into the parts folder, merge the .CSV file in your regulations.bin, sacrifice a black rooster in the name of Baphomet and chant for three hours, then start the game. That's when the magic happens! *crickets*
You don't know how to do that? ME NEITHER! We have so much in common! I'm actually repeating words I don't know the meaning of, like a parrot, or like most of the adult voting population in my country!
Have fun!
NAY, I SAY!
Here I give you an overpowered beast of a dagger capable of being a fully functional universal catalyst (for both incantations and sorceries), with working casting FXs, a bunch of special passive effects on it, the Wolf's Assault ash of war equipped and the Carian Sorcery Sword's casting mechanics. I will now take questions. You, among the crowd, speak!
"Why does this abomination exist?"
Because I want it to. NEXT.
"Does it work?"
How would I know? Did you miss the introduction part where I said I'm incredibly dumb? I THREW STUFF TOGETHER, OKAY? Changed parameters here and there. Copy pasted text God's himself is too afraid to gaze upon. Installed various little obscure programs while whispering "am hackerzszzs". I mean, if you want a perfect mod ask a modder for it, I'm not a modder. I'm dumb. I tried asking people on this site for help, and tips on how to do it, and they told me to screw off. I did, and here we are. AT THE CONSEQUENCES!!!
The mod works. Mostly. Allegedly.
"Can you tone it down?"
No. NEXT.
"I was talking about the mod. Can you nerf it, or modify it?"
I could, theoretically.
"Will you?"
AHAHAHAHHA no~.
"Why?
I'm afraid it will explode.
"No mod support then... do you even know how to install it?"
SIMPLE! Stuff the wp_a_0116.partsbnd.dcx into the parts folder, merge the .CSV file in your regulations.bin, sacrifice a black rooster in the name of Baphomet and chant for three hours, then start the game. That's when the magic happens! *crickets*
You don't know how to do that? ME NEITHER! We have so much in common! I'm actually repeating words I don't know the meaning of, like a parrot, or like most of the adult voting population in my country!
Have fun!