Lachina (La kee nah) and everyones fav alien
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all shots taken in this set are at Beach House (Baja Reproduction) with new additions (to be released soon) by cormell excellent player home, well worth checking out.
morning workout in the gym
Lachina: 2 things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity... and I'm not so sure about the universe.
Lachina:Boudreaux & Thibodeaux were eating crawfish. Thibodeaux got carried away sucking the heads and began choking. Boudreaux, being the
international oilfield hand that he was, trained in first aid,
recognized the international sign for choking, and jumped up to help
him. He ran behind Thibodeaux, pulled his jeans down and run his tongue all up the crack of his a$. Well, Thibodeaux gets excited and POP, out come de crawfish head. Boudreaux, he sit back down and says "You know, Thib, that hind-lick maneuver work
every time."
little pommel horse
Lachina: what's the hardest thing about learning to work the pommel horse? The floor.
now for a morning jog around the island.
Lachina: I like to run and ignore all my adult problems.
Lachina:So Boudreaux and Thibodeaux are heading to the bayou to check the trot lines. Boudreaux hooks his truck to his boat trailer and connects the trailer lights. He says, "Thibodeaux, Check to see if dem brake lights be working!" As Boudreaux presses the brakes, Thibodeaux says, "Yea, dey workin!" Boudreaux turns on the right blinker and says, "Alright how about dem blinkers?" Thibodeaux says, "Yes, no, yes, no, yes!"
Alien Elvis: all those curves and me with no brakes
Lachina:The zoo called. They’re wondering how you got out of your cage.
Alien Elvis: whoa Lil' Mama the sun isn't the only thing that rises.
Lachina: can you go back were you came from?
Alien Elvis: would you like to see my snake in the pool?
Lachina:feel free to keep your mouth shut instead.
Alien Elvis: hey Babe, are you a shower? because I want to spend 30 minutes inside you every morning and night.
Lachina:I treasure the time i don't spend with you.
Alien Elvis: Hey girl, are you a light switch? Because I want to fumble around in the dark until I turn you on.
Lachina:I’d say you’re ‘dumb as a rock,’ but at least a rock can hold a door open.
Alien Elvis: I'm a love pirate and I'm here for your booty ARRRRRGH
Lachina:you grow on people, like a wart.
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thank you very much
Lachine looking fitter than fit :))
The zoo called hahaha excellent as always :))
Awesome, RT
thank you Ian
thank you Frank
I wonder when Alien Elvis will publish his collection of pick-up lines as a book.
then he could have a books signing and use the lines on all the women
thank you
Love the Elvis video; great poolside music and bathing beauties.
Many great lines. My favorite: Alien Elvis: I'm a love pirate and I'm here for your booty ARRRRRGH
LOL
Lachina's looking fit and scrumptious.
Excellent work, rt.
Glad you got some laughs, we need humor in these trying times. Thank you much Gurley!