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Archive of Princess Stomper & Kateri's Dance of the Three Legged Guar
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This is a re-upload of Princess Stomper's Royal Chargen mod.
This is another mod that I realized that was not preserved on The Nexus and was essentially Lost Media after Morrowind Modding History went down.
I was able to find a copy of it thanks to Princess Stomper directing me to her Wordpress Blog.
Corsair the Barrow King from the Morrowind Modding Discord also kindly sent me a ModDB link.
I personally never used it because I don't generally like romance stories where you WILL end up in a relationship, and from what I've been told, this mod's story IS a romance story, first and foremost. But that doesn't mean that this mod doesn't deserve to be archived. A lot of work went into this mod and I feel that it deserves to be preserved.
Kateri's amazing companion mod "Julan - Ashlander Companion" interacts with this mod.
If either Princess Stomper or Kateri want me to take this mod down, I will.
My email is AshenGey@proton.me if anyone needs to contact me.
My discord is hoary_mane if you need to contact me (Random friend requests from people I don't know and don't share mutual servers with me will probably be denied, sorry)
And now, without further commentary: Princess Stomper and Kateri's Dance of the Three Legged Guar.
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A comedy adventure by Princess and Kateri
Faces: by Sorcha Ravenlock, Emma and Westly
Voice: by Edgar Greyshadow
Scripts: by Grumpy, DinkumThinkum, TheOtherFelix, Qarl, Pat, Princess & Kateri
Animations: RX31 and Qarl
The romance and adventure of the open is all well and good, sugarmuffin, but then it all gets a bit tiresome and I’d rather have a nice cup of something strong and hot in my own living room. And hold the cup.
One of the guests has a massive wolfhound and I’ve been petrified of dogs ever since I was a kid.
Really?
Yeah, it got so bad I had to see a priest. He even gave a name to it. Canophobia. I thought, great, now I’m scared of bamboo.
Then I looked at Julius, and I knew that … [*sob*] … that … he looks like a guar! I knew he looked familiar, I just couldn’t place it before.
So, why exactly did you join the bad guys?
For the variety, promotion prospects, and generous pension scheme
Oh my gods! That guy is so … DRUNK!
Note: Only the Arnand story is playable to completion. The alternative “Evie” questline is unfinished.
Arnand can be found wandering outside in Seyda Neen. You will then have the choice of walking with him to Balmora (or taking the silt strider), or meeting him in Ebonheart.
Please note that this mod is not suitable for players under the age of 12. Supervisors of players aged 12-15 should decide whether this is suitable for their charge. In tone and content, it is similar to the television series Friends. In line with the BBFC ’12’ classification, it contains occasional strong language and implied sexual references, along with the ‘fantasy horror’ standard to Morrowind adventures. This mod requires Bloodmoon and Tribunal.
Notes:
Typing ‘player->additem “1jw_bhcf_arnand_ring_pre” 1’ into the console will add to your inventory a ring that allows you to skip to three points in the plot, in case after playing the quest through a couple of times you want to start a new character without having to play again from the beginning. The points are the bit where you can choose to accept Arnand (or reject him in favour of Evie), the bit where Arnand proposes, and to just after the Joining ceremony.
Although it is suggested that you meet Arnand at seven-day intervals, it is not necessary that you wait that long between meetings. The week-long intervals are simply designed so that role-players can enjoy a “natural” timespan in the development of the story.
Faces:
Arnand – face by Sorcha Ravenlock (Rhedd, Arathrax and Gorg and the rest of the better heads-team for the meshes, NeilV for help), hair by Don Salus.
Evie – face by Westly (custom), hair by Ren (coloured by Kateri).
Gwen, Diren and Piotr – faces by Emma (Arathrax, Faudau, Rhedd and Allerleirauh, Gorg) & Gwen hair. Persia by Zulzadug, hair by Ren.
Voices:
Edgar Greyshadow (Arnand, actor in L.A.M. play)
Thinalphiel (actress in L.A.M. play)
And I keep running out of words for “passionately”. Tried an online thesaurus – got “purblindly”, “jovially”, “jocundly”…???
“He pushes you up against the wall and kisses you jovially.”
– Kateri, production note
This is another mod that I realized that was not preserved on The Nexus and was essentially Lost Media after Morrowind Modding History went down.
I was able to find a copy of it thanks to Princess Stomper directing me to her Wordpress Blog.
Corsair the Barrow King from the Morrowind Modding Discord also kindly sent me a ModDB link.
I personally never used it because I don't generally like romance stories where you WILL end up in a relationship, and from what I've been told, this mod's story IS a romance story, first and foremost. But that doesn't mean that this mod doesn't deserve to be archived. A lot of work went into this mod and I feel that it deserves to be preserved.
Kateri's amazing companion mod "Julan - Ashlander Companion" interacts with this mod.
If either Princess Stomper or Kateri want me to take this mod down, I will.
My email is AshenGey@proton.me if anyone needs to contact me.
My discord is hoary_mane if you need to contact me (Random friend requests from people I don't know and don't share mutual servers with me will probably be denied, sorry)
And now, without further commentary: Princess Stomper and Kateri's Dance of the Three Legged Guar.
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A comedy adventure by Princess and Kateri
- Join ex-Legion adventurer Arnand (Sorcha’s Breton Hunk) and his beautiful alchemist sister Evie (exclusive by Westly) in a romantic comedy! With Elves! Oh, okay, and zombies
- Meet their friends: impulsive, job-hating Diren and runaway bride Gwen
- Keep all four as companions, plus their pets wolf-dogs, and embark on a romance with either Arnand or Evie – that just might end in the most disastrous wedding in Tamriel
- Travel to the Breton homeland of High Rock and a brand new village
- Enjoy new interiors, including the stunning Charborne Cove, Arnand/Evie’s Balmora home and Diren’s Pelagiad apartment
- Survive two unique, spectacular dungeon crawls in brand new locations
- Command your own band of pirates and reap the rewards of adventure
- Enjoy over 2000 lines of new, and often hilarious, dialogue – and over 40 new NPCs
- Use all the companion features you’ve come to expect, and scripted situations that you might not have anticipated …
Faces: by Sorcha Ravenlock, Emma and Westly
Voice: by Edgar Greyshadow
Scripts: by Grumpy, DinkumThinkum, TheOtherFelix, Qarl, Pat, Princess & Kateri
Animations: RX31 and Qarl
The romance and adventure of the open is all well and good, sugarmuffin, but then it all gets a bit tiresome and I’d rather have a nice cup of something strong and hot in my own living room. And hold the cup.
One of the guests has a massive wolfhound and I’ve been petrified of dogs ever since I was a kid.
Really?
Yeah, it got so bad I had to see a priest. He even gave a name to it. Canophobia. I thought, great, now I’m scared of bamboo.
Then I looked at Julius, and I knew that … [*sob*] … that … he looks like a guar! I knew he looked familiar, I just couldn’t place it before.
So, why exactly did you join the bad guys?
For the variety, promotion prospects, and generous pension scheme
Oh my gods! That guy is so … DRUNK!
Note: Only the Arnand story is playable to completion. The alternative “Evie” questline is unfinished.
Arnand can be found wandering outside in Seyda Neen. You will then have the choice of walking with him to Balmora (or taking the silt strider), or meeting him in Ebonheart.
Please note that this mod is not suitable for players under the age of 12. Supervisors of players aged 12-15 should decide whether this is suitable for their charge. In tone and content, it is similar to the television series Friends. In line with the BBFC ’12’ classification, it contains occasional strong language and implied sexual references, along with the ‘fantasy horror’ standard to Morrowind adventures. This mod requires Bloodmoon and Tribunal.
Notes:
Typing ‘player->additem “1jw_bhcf_arnand_ring_pre” 1’ into the console will add to your inventory a ring that allows you to skip to three points in the plot, in case after playing the quest through a couple of times you want to start a new character without having to play again from the beginning. The points are the bit where you can choose to accept Arnand (or reject him in favour of Evie), the bit where Arnand proposes, and to just after the Joining ceremony.
Although it is suggested that you meet Arnand at seven-day intervals, it is not necessary that you wait that long between meetings. The week-long intervals are simply designed so that role-players can enjoy a “natural” timespan in the development of the story.
Faces:
Arnand – face by Sorcha Ravenlock (Rhedd, Arathrax and Gorg and the rest of the better heads-team for the meshes, NeilV for help), hair by Don Salus.
Evie – face by Westly (custom), hair by Ren (coloured by Kateri).
Gwen, Diren and Piotr – faces by Emma (Arathrax, Faudau, Rhedd and Allerleirauh, Gorg) & Gwen hair. Persia by Zulzadug, hair by Ren.
Voices:
Edgar Greyshadow (Arnand, actor in L.A.M. play)
Thinalphiel (actress in L.A.M. play)
- Grumpy/Emma/DinkumThinkum/TheOtherFelix/Qarl et al for companion scripts, modified by Kateri & Princess
- Other scripts: Qarl, Cortex, Pam, Nigedo, TheOtherFelix, CDCooley,TheLys, Noviere
- AGM forum for the mod name
- Korana for loads of stuff, including retextures of Alcar’s Imperial windows, various dresses including custom wedding dress, and misc items
- mighty_joe_young for the meshes
- RX31 for the animations (packaged by Qarl)
- Barabus (http//www.freewebs.com/barabus/): Imperial Townbuilder resource, prepared and packaged by redwoodtreesprite
- Loki the Grouch for Better Caldera: Inspiration for the Silver Fairy Inn
- Phaedrus for the absinthe
- Lochnarus for the deck of cards
- Xeon for the couch
- NOM team for Necessities Of Morrowind stuff
- French Maid outfit: Skirt, Leotard and Boots Textures by Drakron.
- Stocking Textures by James Leighton (Lord Alt Tab). Skirt and Leotard
- Meshes by Lingarn. Stockings and Boots Meshes by James Leighton (Lord Alt Tab)
- Gorg: tavern sound sample
- Qarl for the water mesh
- Dongle for the water pack
- Leeloo for the tapestries
- RTS for the mountain caves
- Kagz for the stained glass windows
- VagabondAngel for the glass windows
- AnOldFriend for the bridge
- Dave Humphrey for the screen icon
- Mykul for the sitting pants, originally from Dwemer Skyglider (as used in The Regulars)
- Erik J. Caponi, Fred Zeleny, Dan Ross, and Ricky Gonzalez for dialogue, advice and inspiration
And I keep running out of words for “passionately”. Tried an online thesaurus – got “purblindly”, “jovially”, “jocundly”…???
“He pushes you up against the wall and kisses you jovially.”
– Kateri, production note