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It's funny because it's not even hyperbole, we really are smothered in a toxic orange cloud. It really does burn your eyes and lungs to go out in it. Aaaaaand I'm going to die here. They keep lying about when it will dissipate to prevent a panic, but they can't keep moving the goalposts without a few of us catching on to the trick. First it was Monday, now they're saying it'll be Friday, by Friday they'll be saying it'll be gone in a month.
If someone would be so magnanimous as to arrange for a custom grave marker, I'd like to request:
"RIP th3overseer. He choked and he died while the government lied."
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Hopefully that was not too inappropriate and you got atleast a little chuckle out of it.
I hope you make it through this, I truly do. Stay safe man.
It was the sheer incompetence of "Don't worry folks, it'll all be gone by Monday!" all fucking weekend, followed by: "Okay guys, it's actually going to be Friday!" that's really brought my piss to a boil.
And it will.
Every.
Time.