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Hey, remember when these tables all looked like barf?  I can't wait to forget. 

Shame on the people of Nellis for letting their children eat off those things.  I mean, standards are low--they also let them run around playing in radioactive waste.  Maybe the "if it moves, explode it" people aren't the smartest tribe in the game.  But that doesn't mean they can't have nice things.  Like tables.  And howitzers.