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An authentic, true to the source material and 100% canon mod that replaces Daniel's Hat based on information from the Fallout Bibble.
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INTRODUCING... THE DANN-CONOMY UPDATE!
Imagine if you will the ability to waste your hard-earned, precious money (in this case, caps) on useless, limited loot crates that do absolutely nothing in the grand scheme of things.
Well, imagine no more! Introducing the new DannCo Crates, manufactured by the newly introduced DannCo Division of the Gun Runners. But wait, there's more: Opening them gives you the SLIMMEST of chances to possibly get yourself an unusual variant of Daniel's iconic Danieldome.
Stop on by your local Gun Runners to buy a crate and craft yourself a key with 500 caps. Only 505 exist and once they're gone, they're gone for good!
Imagine if you will the ability to waste your hard-earned, precious money (in this case, caps) on useless, limited loot crates that do absolutely nothing in the grand scheme of things.
Well, imagine no more! Introducing the new DannCo Crates, manufactured by the newly introduced DannCo Division of the Gun Runners. But wait, there's more: Opening them gives you the SLIMMEST of chances to possibly get yourself an unusual variant of Daniel's iconic Danieldome.
Stop on by your local Gun Runners to buy a crate and craft yourself a key with 500 caps. Only 505 exist and once they're gone, they're gone for good!
According to John Obsidian, the inventor of Josh Sawyer and the critically-malnourished Fallout: Old Vegans, Daniel's Hat was originally meant to be far larger.
John wrote in a blog post:
I couldn't believe my eyes when they presented that model. It was the most beautiful thing I had ever laid my eyes on. It was originally a lot taller because we had originally intended for his hat to obscure a small radio tower embedded in his skull that would later be revealed to be a two-way communication system that he could use to talk to Mormon Jesus and his buddy Dave who works at the gas station up the road. Mormon Jesus was meant to be the original final boss of the DLC. Unfortunately around ten picoseconds into the development of Honest Hearts, we were forced to scrap these concepts out due to the real Mormon Jesus [as well as his buddy Dave] filing a cease and desist due to us not being legally allowed to use their image. It's a shame because it was really the best part of the DLC.
This mod attempts to restore old Danny Boy's hat in the most canonically canon way possible by recreating the original design. It took me several weeks to make this model, during which I was lost far away from civilization deep in the Adirondacks. Armed with nothing but the clothes on my back and my shitbox of a PC (which had power and also internet despite being plugged into a tree), I set out on this journey under the consultation of a wise elder [a homeless crack addict] who instructed me to seek true enlightenment [take LSD in the middle of the woods] in order to find the ancient heirlooms [copper wiring and lead pipes] that have been sealed away in a temple for a millennia [inside my neighbor's trailer].
Assembling these objects together [selling them at a pawn and loan shop] would be the only means of creating this mod and destroying [firing birdshot at] the evil Korglaps The Wreckless [the HOA representative in my lawn complaining about the uncut grass and burnt Halloween decorations from five years ago].
This mod is guaranteed to increase your immersion ten, no, ten-THOUSAND times-fold. Guaranteed or you'll never get your money back. All proceeds go to funding my purchase of every single circulating DVD copy of the hit film "Son of The Mask" starring Jamie Kennedy, with which I will build a small holy shrine in my basement.