Before the Storm - Part 13

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Yep, she’s  back for another play-through…  The  Idiot  Elf Revisits Skyrim.
It's  animated,  so  be patient  to  read all  the  frames.
For Script to translate, see the first comment below. 
 
For the PREVIOUS PART in the series, go to…
036 - Before the Storm - Part 12
 
For the NEXT PART in the series, go to…
038 - Before the Storm - Part 14
 
To look at the full collection for Skyrim Revisited check out… IDIOT ELF - Skyrim Revisited 
I’ve  also started doing IDIOT ELF VIDEOS  as well. Feel free to  come and join in her adventures. 
 
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  1. Reimar67
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    Script for Translation...
    Image = Before the Storm - Part 13
    Title = She had not quite grasped the concept of a public Inn
    Idiot Elf = There, that’s all my loot safely stowed in the trunk. Now to get a bath.
    Subtitle = It's animated, so be patient to read on
    Idiot Elf = It’s good just to be able to move again. This looks like a nice quiet spot. I can’t wait for this. I’m not sure what smells worst. Ulfric’s sick or the horse crap.
    Idiot Elf = T’was a young elf from Darkwater Pass, Who had the most beautiful ass, Not rounded and pink, As you probably think, But grey, with long ears, and ate grass.
    Idiot Elf = The young elf, who we shall call Clarris, Whom nothing could ever embarrass, 'Til the salts that she shook, In the bath that she took, Turned out to be Plaster of Paris
    Title = And so, the hours rolled by.
    Idiot Elf = The bather whose clothing was strewed, By breezes that left her quite nude, Saw a man come along,And unless I am wrong, You thought this last line would be crude
    Faendal = Oye, you there. Get your arse out of there.
    Idiot Elf = Hello. Can I help you?
    Faendal = You can stop polluting the river for a start. There are dead fish floating to the surface all the way downstream of you.
    Subtitle = Next Week… Nipple clamps
  2. sleepytigereyes
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    Omg! That was funny!
    1. Reimar67
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      Cheers
  3. CyrusAmell
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    That must be some potent hair-product that she uses. Or does she paint her nails with essence of nightshade?
    1. Reimar67
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      You,d need to read back to see why she was so bad... but it had a lot to do with a stag party she,d attended
  4. rcreaper2
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    xD i can see you're still kickin' as usual nice work Reimar :D
    1. Reimar67
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      Yay... reaper is still kicking about... huzzar