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Sarthis = My little Billy is struggling with his reading and sums.
Brynjolf = That’s because he’s as thick as a brick sir. But with this potion, he’ll be able to read the whole library of the Winterhold College in a week if he wanted to.
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Image = Unexpected Detour - Part 15
Title = Brynjolf starts his diversion…
Brynjolf = People of Riften, gather around. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity that you simply don’t want to miss.
Idiot Elf = Oowe. This sounds good.
Lydia = Erm, isn’t there somewhere you are supposed to be?
Idiot Elf = Yes, but this is a once in a lifetime offer!
Subtitle = It's animated, so be patient to read on
Brynjolf = I have for you here, genuine Falmer blood elixir. This unique brew is a cure-all for your ailments and will imbue you with wisdom.
Lydia = Really Idiot, you should be going.
Idiot Elf = Awe, OK. But get me a bottle if it’s any good.
Guard Graham = Will it soothe old knee injuries?
Brynjolf = Why, yes of course sir. When you start chasing after criminal scum, you’ll always be the first to catch them.
Tythis = Erm, someone I know has pustules upon his manhood. Could I, he use this?
Idiot Elf = Here it is. OK, nice steady hand and… Damn!
Brynjolf = Not only will this clear your, his pustules, but it will make his phallus twice the size. All in Riften shall hear his woman howl in delight tonight.
Madesi = I have a cousin who accidently cut off the tip of his tail when he caught it in a door.
Idiot Elf = For fox sake! He must have given me defective lockpicks!
Brynjolf = With this brew he could cut his whole tail off and it will grow back in no more than a day, and even scalier than before.
Sarthis = My little Billy is struggling with his reading and sums.
Idiot Elf = Oh no! I’m running out of lockpicks. I wonder if Brynjolf can give me some more?
Brynjolf = That’s because he’s as thick as a brick sir. But with this potion, he’ll be able to read the whole library of the Winterhold College in a week if he wanted to.
Idiot Elf = Thank the Gods! I’m in.
Brynjolf = Yes of course it will cure your arthritis. With this brew you’ll be moving like a young man again. So then… You can get your work done faster!
Idiot Elf = OK. Now for the next stage. To plant the ring.
Snilf = But I’m a beggar!
Subtitle = Next Time… This concoction has its limitations.