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Hum... The statue... But where can she uses it... In the...
This just keeps getting better and better.
Whatever will Haelga do now. :)
Image = Unexpected Detour - Part 25
Title = They were still collecting debts for the Thieves Guild…
Lydia = So, this Haelga is landlord of the Bunkhouse then. What’s her story?
Idiot Elf = She’s supposed to be an absolute nymphomaniac according to Brynjolf. She has a favourite toy that she uses when she’s between men. So, he suggested taking it from her if she refuses to pay up.
Subtitle = It's animated, so be patient to read on
Idiot Elf = Hello Haelga. I’m Idiot Elf, and I’ve come with a message from Brynjolf.
Haelga = What does he want now? I already explained to him that you can't get blood from a stone.
Idiot Elf = I don’t know, I’ve never tried! We’ve not visited you before. Do you mind if we look around?
Haelga = Suit yourself, but if you want a room you’d be better at the Bee and Barb. This place is for working men only.
Lydia = I’m guessing she doesn’t swing both ways then.
Title = After sneaking upstairs…
Lydia = Are we sure this is her room? I don’t think there’s anything in here that she’d miss at all.
Idiot Elf = It must be her room. Perhaps we should give up and visit the next one. Damn. Help me get this basket of my foot.
Idiot Elf = Is that statue gold?
Lydia = If it is, maybe we can use that as leverage instead.
Idiot Elf = She’s very pretty. Who is it?
Lydia = It’s Dibella, the Goddess of Beauty, or the “Lady of Love”.
Idiot Elf = Really. Do you think I look like her?
Lydia = Absolutely. In the same way a turd resembles a fine truffle. Now, just grab the thing.
Idiot Elf = Yuck! It’s all slimy and wet!
Lydia = I think I’ll let you carry that then. Let’s go and see Haelga.
Idiot Elf = Last chance Haelga. Pay up or the statue goes with us. But don’t dawdle with your decision though. This thing is heavy and slippery.
Haelga = Not Lady Dibella! No, please! I can't lose her! I get the message. Here, take your gold. I hope you choke on it.
Idiot Elf = Thanks for the payment. I’m sure Brynjolf will be pleased.
Haelga = NO! What have you done!
Idiot Elf = Oops. Let me see if we can glue it back together for you.
Lydia = So, I guess it wasn’t gold after all..
Subtitle = Next Time… Redecorating.