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Special Idiot Elf version - Just one big key that spells DOH
Absolutely brilliant Gordon
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Awesome super funny dialogue.
Well done my friend!!
Thanks so much Gurley
Start out going on a quest, constantly diverted/interrupted, then get overloaded (Dragon Bones! They have to be useful for something. Can't leave them behind. **%^&*&^%$+** they're heavy.) and have to drop stuff off before resuming the quest.
Title = The Saarthal Excavation site finally comes into view…
Idiot Elf = Yay. We’re here Lydia.
Lydia = I doubt they’ll still be here. I bet everyone will be back at the College by now.
Subtitle = It's animated, so be patient to read on
Idiot Elf = There they are you see. They waited for us.
Lydia = They don’t look very pleased, and I can’t say I blame them.
Tolfdir = WHERE THE F@CK HAVE YOU BEEN?
Idiot Elf = Keep your pointy hat on. We had a bit of a detour. Sorry.
Tolfdir = Get your sluggish arse down here now!
Brelyna = Can we practice our Destruction spells on them sir?
Tolfdir = A detour eh? We’ve been freezing our nuts off out here waiting for you.
Idiot Elf = Sorry. We got stuck in a cave and had to fight our way out past dozens of Falmer.
J’zurgo = J’zurgo’s nuts are still fluffy and warm.
Brelyna = For the last time, I’m not putting my hands down there J’zurgo.
Tolfdir = And that took you a week did it? An asthmatic ant could have made the journey faster.
Idiot Elf = Well, then we came across a shrine with a load of skeletons that attacked us.
Lydia = And then she found a Word Wall and got attacked by two dragons.
Lydia = By which time we were both over encumbered, because she insists on taking every scrap of crap.
Idiot Elf = So, then we had to go to Whiterun to drop off the loot sir.
Tolfdir = OK everyone, let’s get inside. Whiterun eh? I hope it was worth it.
Lydia = Depends on the value you attach to two tons of bones and Falmer crap.
Idiot Elf = We’ll find a use for dragon bones eventually, I’m sure.
Tolfdir = Giant tooth picks perhaps? Come on.
Subtitle = Next Time… A good spanking.