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What the F is that guy on. May be just too much coffee.
blackmail, erm, *bargaining* with Proventus was too funny.Took me ages to arrange to clutter.
Realized afterwards I could have just dumped it in one spot and then blasted it with a fireball to spread it about. - DOH
.....I have this visual of the Idiot trying to assemble Ikea furniture
BRB.
OK - Let's see if that works. Thanks for the tip Jacob.
I did quite similar in the headquarter of the Academy ...
And then the important furniture by IKEA .... your ideas are hilarious XD
Thanks Black
This like brought a smile to my face:
Proventus = Fine, let’s say 1,600 Gold for everything. And it will be done by the time you get back there. Just don’t tell anyone. But may I ask, who told you about…
Lydia = No one did. It was just a lucky guess, sweetie.
Proventus always seemed to have a sweet voice. hahaa
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Title = Back in Whiterun…
Idiot Elf = I don’t see why we couldn’t have stayed in the college to learn stuff.
Lydia = Sometimes you need more than books to learn. Here at least we also have forges and trainers.
Subtitle = It's animated, so be patient to read on
Idiot Elf = But I’m happy with the shoes that I’ve got!
Lydia = Not that type of trainer Idiot. But that’s another thing! I’ll bet some of the stuff we’ve found has got to be better quality than the crap you’re using. Let’s go home and sort it out.
Title = Much, much later…
Idiot Elf = OK, that’s everything we have. Amazing how we pack things so small on the road isn’t it?
Lydia = It’s difficult to see what’s of value. We could sort it into piles I suppose.
Idiot Elf = That would take forever. Can’t we just sell it all? We’d be rich.
Lydia = I’m pretty sure that you’ll need some of this stuff. We need some serious storage solutions.
Idiot Elf = We could always visit that Steward and get him to furnish the place.
Lydia = Proventus won’t do us any favours, but we should have enough to get some wardrobes and chests at least.
Idiot Elf = A couple of lice free beds would be nice too.
Lydia = OK. Let’s pack this away again. And it’s your turn to carry the dragon bones.
Title = Eventually they return to Dragonsreach…
Proventus = Oh, it’s you again. Yes, of course I can furnish your house for you. Shall we say 10,000 Gold my darlings?
Idiot Elf = What! That’s twice what the house cost us in the first place!
Proventus = Market forces I’m afraid sweetie. Then there’s the shipment costs for all the furniture. It comes from the lands of Ikea you know.
Idiot Elf = I’ve never heard of Ikea. Surely you can get stuff locally?
Lydia = OK Proventus. But how about I tell Adrianne about your boyfriends? She's our neighbour now after all, and she'll surely want to visit us in our new home.
Proventus = What? No!
Proventus = Fine, let’s say 1,600 Gold for everything. And it will be done by the time you get back there. Just don’t tell anyone. But may I ask, who told you about…
Lydia = No one did. It was just a lucky guess, sweetie.
Idiot Elf = You have a deal. Good day to you sir.
Subtitle = Next Time… Prettier stuff.