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"Seriously"(?) ... Kodlak and Idiot would make a great couple, dontcha' think? ;-)
...the Chosen One will never fail to dumbfound.
we are the gourd farmers
What I actually wanted to say was... "What the F's a Gourd Farm gotta do with it".
Unfortunately not enough room for bigger bubble.
"No, you call yourself the Chosen One.Everyone else calls you Idiot."
:D
Title = They search the basement for the Companion’s leader...
Vilkas = But I still hear the call of the blood.
Kodlak = What was that? Oh yes, covered in mud. Yes it sticks in the fur. Is it time for my nap yet?
Idiot Elf = Excuse me gentlemen, but I’m looking for Mr Kodlak.
Subtitle = It's animated, so be patient to read on
Kodlak = You found me Sweetmeat. You know, I used to bed two girls a day like you. Kept me young. So what can I do for you?
Idiot Elf = Erm, really! I wanted some training in bashing things, and I was hoping the Companions could help.
Kodlak = Not sure why you’d need our help with trashing springs. We are the Fighters Guild you know. Join us if you want. I could do with some fresh flesh.
Idiot Elf = Erm… fine, if I can have some training. Where do I sigh up?
Vilkas = Master, you're not truly considering accepting her?
Kodlak = I am nobody's pastor Vilkas. And last I checked, we had some empty beds in Jorrvaskr for those with a fire burning in their hearts.
Vilkas = But Kodlak, perhaps this isn't the time. I've never even heard of this outsider.
Idiot Elf = That’s OK. I’ve never heard of you either. This is Lydia and I’m Idiot Elf. But some call me the “Chosen One”.
Lydia = No. You call yourself the “Chosen One”. Everyone else calls you Idiot.
Kodlak =[b Well my dear, if I were 20 years younger, I’d show you a thing or two. OK we’ll give you a go. [/b]
Idiot Elf = Could you still get it up when you were sixty?
Vilkas = Watch your tongue whelp!
Kodlak =[b It makes no difference Vilkas. What matters is their breasts, I mean heart. [/b]
Vilkas = And their sword arm Kodlak.
Kodlak =[b True, I do like a good gourd farm. Take these puppies for a walk to the practice yard and see what she’s made of. [/b]
Subtitle = Next Time… Sugar & Spice.