A day in the life of Bjorn Ice-eye

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"How many is that now love? I think I killed thirty of these milk drinkers! Think you can keep up with me?" Bjorn gave his wife a wild grin.  "You didn't look behind you." Scoffed Uthgred.   Her husband raised a brow "Eh?" Then he saw the trail of bodies behind them. "By Shor woman! Were there even that many bandits?! How.. bah nevermind!"  Uthgred smirked "Oaf."  The Dragonborn was put to shame that day.