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14 comments
No matter the value.
Someone will always want a basket or a bucket !
once again thanks for the laughs
You are always spot on with the GIFs
And I should get extra kudos for not doing a "Woman Driver" Joke.
Idiot Elf = That was a great cave. There was tonnes of fungi in there.
Lydia = Yes. And you insisted on picking up every damned one. Oh Look. You missed a few.
Subtitle = It's animated, so be patient to read on
Idiot Elf = Thanks. I won’t be a minute.
Lydia = Really! What are you going to do with them all? We have enough mushrooms now to make soup for all of Solitude, if we ever get there.
Lydia = I mean, it’s been weeks now. That poor guy we’re supposed to meet in the pub with have drunk himself sober ten times over by now.
Idiot Elf = Stop whining. It makes sense to do a bit of exploring on the way, and we must be getting closer. I wonder what happened here?
Idiot Elf = Looks like this woman driver has had a bad accident. It’s a shame her air bags didn’t work.
Lydia = I’m not sure breasts work like that. Perhaps if they’d have been larger. Come on.
Idiot Elf = Just a moment. She won’t be needing those boots or the dress, or her money, or these books.
Lydia = Or indeed her decency! Are you really going to leave her naked in the middle of the road?
Idiot Elf = I can move her to the side of the road if you wish.
Idiot Elf = That might be Solitude up there. Looks like a big place.
Lydia = At last. We can get rid of all this junk when we get there. I can barely move now.
Lydia = I wish you’d learn to prioritise. We’ve emptied two caves, a fort and four dragons on the way here. Do you know how heavy dragon bones are?
Idiot Elf = Stop complaining. I’m carrying all the flowers and feathers.
Lydia = And yet, you too are walking no faster than an asthmatic ant.
Idiot Elf = We’re nearly there. I think those are the gates ahead of us. Just another hour or two.
Subtitle = Next Time… Enjoy the show.