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About this mod
Replaces the dialogue options you get when you've been caught for your crimes, by guards in Skyrim, with dialogue options along the lines of Bully Maguire. The general meanings of the dialogue options stay the same. It's time to bully the guards a bit.
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BULLY LIKES BULLYING GUARDS
What it does...This mod replaces the standard dialogue options you get when guards catch you for committing crimes in Skyrim. The difference is that these new dialogue options reflect the kind of things the famous and most powerful of all - The Great Bully Maguire - might say. The general meanings of the original dialogue options have been preserved as much as possible.
So what actually got replaced?
I think we're all familiar with the famous line - "By the order of the jarl, stop right there!" - and - "You have committed crimes against Skyrim and her people, what say you in your defense?". Then you get dialogue options to reply to the guard. Here are all the lines which have been changed in this mod - version 1.0.0.
- I'm with the Guild. Is this enough to clear my bounty?
-Miss Nocturnal, she's a friend of mine. She asked me to bribe... - I'm with the Guild. How about you look the other way?
-I'm with the guild, now dig on this. - Any chance I could talk you into overlooking this? (Persuade)
-No, please don’t say that. I know I’ve been selfish... but I can do better. I can change! (Persuade) - You caught me. I'll pay off my bounty.
-I never thought you'd really say that! - I submit. Take me to jail.
-Pizza Time! (Jail time) - I'd rather die than go to prison!
-I'm gonna put some dirt in your eye...(Thug life)
When selecting the first one above, you get 2 additional dialogue options.
- Yes, clear my bounty.
-Had to beat an old lady with a skeleton key to get these gold...But whatever. (Bribe) - Too rich for my blood.
-No, she despised you. You were an embarrassment to her. (Refuse)
The additional dialogue option you get when you are a thane of the jarl of some region has been changed too.
- I'm the Jarl's Thane. I demand you let me go at once.
-Take your hand off of me.
Sometimes you have a very little amount of bounty on your tail, say smth like 5, so when you return to the region the guards remember you ( "Wait I know you" ), but they won't attack you on sight. They only try to arrest you if you interact with them. In this case there are some additional dialogue lines.
- You're making a mistake...
-Look at little Jygglag junior, made a mistake? - ( Jygglag is the daedric prince of law and order btw) - I don't have time for this. Do you?
-I NEED THIS MONEY!
Important...
- Only the guards in Skyrim are affected by this one, this version doesn't have the necessary changes for the Redoran guards in Solstheim but I'm definitely adding them with an update.
- There's a unique dialogue piece we get when we visit Riften for the first time, the guard at the gate tries to shake you down, I'll make changes to those dialogue options too with a future update.
- The video included with the mod doesn't showcase all of the above situations and dialogue options, but everything listed above are included in this mod :)
- If you want, change anything in the mod, do whatever you want, everything is free here hehe ;) No credits and stuff is needed.
- Some lines had grammar issues in the video, they have been fixed :)
Installation...
Just download the file, unzip it using your favorite tool ( 7zip, Winrar etc ), there's only a single .esp plugin file. Copy / Move it to the Data folder in your Skyrim game directory ( Installed location ), and activate the plugin in-game by accessing the load order.
Idea...
Just watch this video and you'll understand where I got the idea for this mod :)
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbBql-os4x4&pp=ygUHI21vcmthdA%3D%3D
Let me know what you think! Also if you've watched my video on this, consider Liking / Disliking and Subscribing!
HAVE A NICE DAY!!! :)