Short Description:

Need a little more adventure in your life?  Do you want to know about the story of a Nord named Kenny, and how he was heckled by an Argonian named Nessie?  Look no further!  This mod offers a short quest in which an Argonian asks for 350 gold, and the player was warned by a Nord named Kenny.  After the conclusion of your adventure, you can hear the tale from a traveling bard. And it all starts in Whiterun.

Detailed Description:

This mod is a lore-friendly parody mod based off of South Park's Lochness Monster joke.  Playing the role of the Lochness Monster is an Argonian named Nessie.  Nessie has been bugging a Nord named Kenny for 350 gold at every turn.  It is now the player's turn to be harrassed.  You start out near the well in Whiterun.  You encounter Nessie for the first time in Whiterun.  Where you see Nessie next depends on what cities you go to 24hrs+ after the first meeting.

Eventually, depending on your decisions, you will fight Nessie.  This fight can occur

Features:
-A quest
-Some humor!
-Your choices drive the quest's direction
-Balanced boss fight for all levels
-350 Gold
-A traveling bard to tell your tale, with a random chance for where he will show up

Bard's Schedule:

Monday -
Markarth
Karthwasten
Old Hroldan
Rorikstead

Tuesday -
Dragon Bridge
Solitude Inn
Solitude Bard’s College
Morthal

Wednesday -
Dawnstar
Winterhold

Thursday -
Nightgate Inn
Windhelm (one of two taverns)
Kynesgrove

Friday -
Riften
Ivarstead
Shor’s Stone

Saturday -
Falkreath

Sunday -
Whiterun (one of two taverns)
Riverwood


Installation Instructions:

-Find your Data folder
-Place the files within the zip into your Data folder.

Changelog:
V1:
-The initial release
V2:
-Updated NPC face textures
V3:
- Swapped voice actors for Nessie
V4:
- Swapped voice actors for Kenny
- Various bug fixes

Known Bugs:
None at this time

Known Quirks:
-When you are near the Whiterun well for the first time, I highly recommend not having auto-run enabled.  You will keep running without the ability to stop.
-The cities will fight Nessie with you if you are their allies.  There is a probable chance of some citizens being killed by Nessie depending on your time of day
-You will have the blinking animation when you are outside in Tamriel or Solstheim.
-Nessie can be large, so think about that when you are fighting Nessie

Starring:
Alex Cain - Nessie's Voice
Herr Yuri - Kenny's Voice
Herr Yuri - Wolfgar's Voice
DarkVirus - Mannril's Voice
Crimson Phoenix - Crulek's Voice

Credits:
Audacity
Windows Movie Maker
Bethesda - Skyrim and Creation Kit
jacobmathiassen - Male crying and weeping -
https://www.freesound.org/people/jacobmathiassen/sounds/25
4869/
Bard Song Instrument Recording -
http://www.jsayles.com/familypages/earlymusic.htm
Trailer Music - http://www.bensound.com/royalty-free-music/cinematic/2

Special Thanks:
Skinnytecboy - Support
Epoch Sanctum - Support, and Resources
Armstrong Security Solutions - Support, Resources, and Voice
Work
Herr Yuri, Crimson Phoenix, DarkVirus, and Alex Cain - For the Voice Work
Phantastic Networks - Support on Re-Release
Key Promise of the Pillars - Support on Re-Release Part 2

Very Special Thanks -
For the encouragement, and support during this
mod's production:

VS


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