About this mod
The gods have grown tired of hearing guards retell their one-line life story to any passing adventurer!
Henceforth, any man who dares to mention an arrow and a knee in the same sentence shall be struck down with divine lightning!
- Requirements
- Permissions and credits
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Translations
Are you tired of hearing guards tell you their life story? Are you tired of feigning sympathy?
Are you tired of BLOWING THEM TO SMITHEREENS because you don't care (and then getting arrested)?
Well NO LONGER!
The divines have grown tired too!
Henceforth, any man who dares to mention an arrow and a knee in the same sentence shall be immediately struck down with lightning!
Also available on Bethesda.net:
https://mods.bethesda.net/#en/workshop/skyrim/mod-detail/3010612
And, by popular demand, Sheogorath and Alduin now have gripes of their own!
Daedric Punishment for Insults Related to Sweetrolls
Dragon Punishment for Cloud District Quips
These mods are all compatible.
Also check out my other mods:
Stones of Barenziah Quest Markers
Stones of Barenziah DROPPABLE plus Quest Markers
Dime's Quickstart
Divine Punishment for Mention of Arrows in the Knee
Daedric Punishment for Insults Related to Sweetrolls
Dragon Punishment for Cloud District Quips
Instant Mining
Vampire Lord Light
Thank you to those who have featured this mod on YouTube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vx6Jvdl_C2c
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvgG2VPcObw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeUJ902qKvg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQhVrtPlpHo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZ4lX8BrpCc
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSpmtgixMbs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsMotF96gsE
And, finally, I am honoured to be part of PC Gamer's hilarious 240-random-mods playthrough:
http://www.pcgamer.com/2012/09/13/skyrim-week-of-madness-day-4-yet-there-is-method-in-it-and-also-cheese
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1esAw-rrpUc#!