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Jokes aside, thank you to all the men and women who served in America's armed forces.
Not for the easily offended or politically correct
Joke #1 - Officers
Joke #2 - M.A.R.I.N.E. Marine Asses Ride In Navy Equipment
3 - A Marine and a navy seaman enter the bathroom and both start peeing in different urinals. When they finish the seaman goes to wash his hands the the marine goes to walk out. The seaman says "Hey jarhead, in the Navy they teach us to wash our hands after we take a leak." The Marine replies "yeah? Well in the Marine Corps they teach us not to piss on ourselves." and walks out.
4 - Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap? Because it takes longer to pick up.
5 - God, up in heaven, is b...